Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.

I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.

Butterdouche by barry balzac March 14, 2011

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buttdouche

a douche used to clean the inside of a person's anus. an enema.

Jack: Man, I'm SO constapated
John: You should go to the clinic and see if they will give you a buttdouche.

buttdouche by Jack's Hat August 5, 2010

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Butterdouche • peanut butter douche • buttdouche • Butterdough

peanut butter douche

-a person who is a douche bag x10.

-or douching with peanut butter.

-"peanutbutterdou-che."

-"have you tried the peanut butter douche?"

peanut butter douche by Anonymous September 17, 2003

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Butterdough

A new snack. It consists of butter and dough.

"Would you like to speak of a new snack? It's called Butterdough. It consists of butter and dough."

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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