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buttknife 

a penis that is unusually gay
look out for josh's buttknife!!
buttknife by ededededededededde October 24, 2008
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Buttonfest

That one day a year we all get together to give thanks for Rants, Constant Disappearances and Button Vision. It's a holy time, filled with Lager, Jagerbombs and Samuel Bucca

UK Holiday that follows Xmas and Boxing Days
James: What are you doing this weekend?
DW: Heading down to Greenwich for Buttonfest, I'm gunna get soooo f*cked up!
Buttonfest by Calis13 December 27, 2010

javier buttsniffer 

A sexual act were the male separates the womens ass checks and forcefully crams his nose all the way in and repeatedly blows his nose and shakes his head back and forth then repeats the same act with his tongue.

A fan of Matthew McConaughey.

Jaques: What did you do last night?

Susan: I gave your Mom a Javier Buttsniffer
javier buttsniffer by Tom Marker February 1, 2009

Butterknife 

When your doing your girl doggie style. You pull out and cum on her asshole. Then spread it with your dick from ass to pussy and back up
The wife likes getting the butterknife when we have sex!
Butterknife by Freddyedge7 December 19, 2016

the rogo butterknife

When you are pounding a chick at an intensity of like, 7 out of 10, and she tells you to go harder -- and you're like, "what? I'm already 7 out of 10ing you" but she insists. So you amp it up to 10 out of 10 and then your penis slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the butt hole creating a big bloody mess, causing you to stop having sex with her before you throw up.
Last night I brought this chick home and i totally gave her the rogo butterknife and now I have to wash my sheets.

buttsniffer 

One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.
Owen is a total buttsniffer. He did not leave right away after Jon ripped one.
buttsniffer by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

bootknife 

Exactly how it sounds. A boot - or possibly a shoe - with a knife protruding from it. The knife may point in any directions, but straight up is preferable. It's origin spawns from the doors in the pirate temple of Majora's Mask. They portray an arm holding a knife, however it has been perceived as a bootknife.
Go headbutt a bootknife!
bootknife by NealRadio March 30, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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