buttercrunch

A term used to describe something ghetto, cheap, or just about anything else.

Those shoes are buttercrunch homie.

by Clu March 29, 2005

banana buttcrunch

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006

banana buttcrunch

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.

Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.

by Foroyaar May 30, 2006

buttercrotch

The blonde counterpart to a firecrotch: a word describing blonde pubic hair.

That one blonde girl who works the shift at Subway with me? She doesn't shave; she's a full-blown buttercrotch.

by paulwholikesmaps February 9, 2012

Butterclench

A cross between butterflies in one's stomach and a stomach clench. A feeling one gets when they think about someone horribly sexy.

Bree: Oh my god, did you just see that smokin' guy walk past?
Brooke: Yes, they made me butterclench.

by ZillaMonster July 26, 2011

buttercrotch candy

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006