buttercrotch 

The blonde counterpart to a firecrotch: a word describing blonde pubic hair.

That one blonde girl who works the shift at Subway with me? She doesn't shave; she's a full-blown buttercrotch.

buttercrotch by paulwholikesmaps February 9, 2012

buttercrotch 

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Grandma! I can't sleep with the sound of your buttercrotch all night in the kitchen with papi!

buttercrotch by Suspence007 April 4, 2014

Buttercrotch 

When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.

Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.

Buttercrotch by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011

buttercrotch 

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

She's hot for an old lady. She's probably got some buttercrotch candies, too. Shit's delicious.

buttercrotch by frqty April 3, 2014

buttercrotch 

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Jeff and Gladys enjoyed buttercrotch immensely because of Gladys' grizzled vagina.

buttercrotch by le-9gag-army April 4, 2014

buttercrotch 

You know when you meet a girl and everything about her is great, except her vagina is fucking destroyed? Yes.

Hot dog down a hallway. Buttercrotch.

buttercrotch by have_a_hammer November 2, 2011

buttercrotch candy 

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

"Man I fucked a milf last night and she made me some buttercrotch candy."

buttercrotch candy by TheArmoredGerbil April 6, 2014