Butterbum 

A Canadian female World of Warcraft player, formerly of the US-Elune server, who was discovered to have submitted webcam-made masturbation videos through someone who was known as HansDick. The videos were discovered, supposedely, by a member of her guild (Just Crusade). The links to the videos were then provided to members of the guild RIP Co. (pimps) which were then nearly immediately posted to the US-Elune server forums and immediate hillarity ensued. Butterbum and her e-boyfriend Nutters swiftly left the server and settled on Alleria. It is, however, unknown at this time if they are still on the server or even if they play. A Google search of "Doesn't Afraid" and "Butterbum" will return links that are, at this time, unverified to still contain the videos. PS - She has some serious roast beef down there and fingerbangs herself with her ring finger. Strange...

Man, did you see the Butterbum vid?
Yeah, I did. I came buckets.

Butterbum by BaneElune May 7, 2009

butterbum 

someone who eats sticks of butter as snacks and cannot get off their fat butt

the butterbum tried to get off his couch, but was enveloped in stacks of butter which were towering by his tv

butterbum by poodinhayd December 30, 2009

butterblast 

When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.

Obadiah : Last night was incredible !

Amos : How so ?

Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.

butterblast by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Butterbuns 

An ass like butter. Soft to the touch, yet firm. The kind of ass you just want to lick. No matter how your doctor advises against it.

What do want for dinner, honey? No honey, I want your specialty. Butterbuns. Zip!

Butterbuns by Band1t February 25, 2009

bitterbug 

1.a downer.
2.a miserable assed punk.
3.a busted, MadBall assed lookin' girl or guy, jealous of everyone and everything

"everyone is havin' a good time, yo Duke, why you gotta be a bitterbug?"

bitterbug by rhenvar January 9, 2010

Butterbar

A 2nd Lieutenant in US Armed Forces, specifically the Marine Corps. "Butterbar", a reference to the gold bar rank insignia worn on the uniform, is a term generally used in a condescending or patronizing manner towards a boot lieutanant that thinks he knows everything, yet couldn't lead the way out of his own ass with a map and flashlight.

After completing OCS (Officer Candidate School) and TBS (The Basic School) a large number of newly minted butter bars tend to think that they are Chesty Puller and General Patton reincarnated and have the belief that after months of schooling they know much more than enlisted Marines that have been doing the job much longer.

Some have been so stupid as to actually stop a Gunner (THE Man in the USMC) or a Sergeant Major and demand a salute. Several pounds of flesh and ego are stripped before the Lt. knows what is happening and before you know it he's standing locked at point of attention like a fatbody at chowtime.

After several years of seasoning, and realizing that PT studliness doesn't make them a great leader, the butter bar becomes a 1st. Lt. and usually has a clue by then.

Phrases often heard from a Butterbar:

"In my experience..."

"It would behoove you..." (an attempt to sound salty or like a senior enlisted)

"We need to execute gents. We need to execute or we'll be in a $hit sandwich" (repeats every chances he gets, simply because he likes the way it sounds.)

Butterbar by Salusa March 1, 2008

butterbacker 

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.

Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."

butterbacker by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010