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butterblast 

When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.
Obadiah : Last night was incredible !

Amos : How so ?

Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.
butterblast by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Archbishop of Banterbury 

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

Butterbuns 

An ass like butter. Soft to the touch, yet firm. The kind of ass you just want to lick. No matter how your doctor advises against it.
What do want for dinner, honey? No honey, I want your specialty. Butterbuns. Zip!
Butterbuns by Band1t February 25, 2009

Archbishop of Banterbury 

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Battenburg 

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.
"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."
Battenburg by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

The Archbishop of Banterbury 

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.
{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!