A buttcycle is another word I made up for a unicycle without a seat so the rod sticks so far up your ass you can't get off of it they have to surgically remove the rod from your sphincter cause it hurts so bad
by Fuckingjimmy February 12, 2024
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Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019
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the muscles in the butt
by Sammy Frankfurter April 28, 2009
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"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious
by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011
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Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel
Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel
by sandaforyou January 9, 2011
Get the Butticle mug.A buttecicle is when you hit it from the back and some anal seepage leaks out, then she goes outside when it's cold and freezes into an icicle shape of seepage
by Long Shlong8 January 27, 2016
Get the buttecicle mug.typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.
by semadar August 4, 2008
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