buttcycle 

A buttcycle is another word I made up for a unicycle without a seat so the rod sticks so far up your ass you can't get off of it they have to surgically remove the rod from your sphincter cause it hurts so bad

"Jimmy, quit doing a buttcycle before I have to take your dumbass to the hospital

buttcycle by Fuckingjimmy February 12, 2024

buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

buttscles 

the muscles in the butt

I did lunges earlier, and now my buttscles are killing me.

buttscles by Sammy Frankfurter April 28, 2009

Buttsicle 

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

Buttsicle by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Butticle 

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel

Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!

Butticle by sandaforyou January 9, 2011

buttecicle 

A buttecicle is when you hit it from the back and some anal seepage leaks out, then she goes outside when it's cold and freezes into an icicle shape of seepage

Dude I hit it from behind and went outside and it so cold she got a buttecicle.

buttecicle by Long Shlong8 January 27, 2016

buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.

I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.

buttsicles by semadar August 4, 2008