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Bitcoiner 

Joe W: "Bitcoin is a joke!, It's a ponzi scheme! It's like baseball cards and tulip mania all over again".

Bitcoiner: "Bitcoin will reach $100,000 and then we'll see if it's a joke!"
Bitcoiner by Dovetail November 12, 2013

Buttcone 

<3 <--- this is a buttcone. You might think it's a heart, but it's a buttcone. It shows infinitely more love.

<3<3<3<3 buttcones for all of you.
GF "I love you babe!"
BF "Yeah? Well I <3 you!"
GF "A heart? That's all? you can't say 'love'?"
BF "No sweetie, it's a buttcone. I buttcone you."
GF *swoons*

buttcoin 

Anything of value in the prison economy that can be carried inside of a convict's fleshy, dark purse.
I got enough buttcoin for that, man, though I can't just pay for it right here on the yard.
buttcoin by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.
He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.
Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

Buttoner 

Another name for a television remote control.
Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?
Buttoner by lna0305 November 4, 2011

buttweiner 

An act of outright, manly defiance characterized by quickly showing one's enemy one's butt cheeks, then quickly turning around to show the weiner.

Known to inspire fear in the hearts of most.
"Jarrod tried to steal my toilet paper so i buttweinered him."
buttweiner by Petey B December 4, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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