buttcall

A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).

"My phone rang about five times in a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"

buttcall by Ghostnote April 22, 2008

butt call

An unintended cell-phone call made by sitting on the speed dial buttons.

I just got a butt call from my girlfriend. I could hear her talking to someone, but she didn;t know her phone had dialed.

butt call by markfromthealamo June 8, 2005

buttballs

A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.

"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."

buttballs by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

buttmallow 

Marshmallows that an extremely attractive female deficates when a man hits her G- Spot during sexual intercourse; may occasionally taste like cellery.

Dude, check this shit! When I was boning your sister last night, she came so hard she totally busted a buttmallow!

buttmallow by Thisus A. S. Yudonum April 22, 2009

butt call

This is when some dick has his cell phone in his back pocket or just placed on the sofa and either they sat on it or someone else sat on it hitting the speed dialer to your cell phone. Of course they have no idea they called your number but you get to listen to all their BS.

Ever have your cell phone ring around 2:00a.m. you pick it up then answer, hello, hello, hello...all you hear is a bunch of people talking and perhaps loud music in the background. You think you recognize one or two of the voices but then you hear your name and they are saying some pretty rude things about you. Well then you've been "butt called".

butt call by Uncle John John September 24, 2009

Butt Call

A Butt Call is an unintended cell phone call made by sitting on or otherwise putting pressure on the touch keys.

Marilyn's Phone: Ring ... Ring ... Ring!

Marilyn: Hello ... Hello ... Hello, Ed.

Marilyn's Phone: Nothing.

Marilyn: Calls Ed because his number was displayed.

Ed's Phone: Ring ... Ring ... Ring!

Ed: Hello, Ed, speaking.

Marilyn: Hi. Ed,did you call?

Ed: Yes ... but it was just a Butt Call.

Marilyn: A Butt Call? What's THAT?

Ed: That's when you inadvertently put pressure on the keys or sit on your cell phone and auto-dials a number.

Butt Call by 12q23w34e45r April 22, 2010

butt call

A butt call is when some clueless moron keeps their cell phone in their back pocket without locking the key pad. They sit on the phone, thereby using their buttocks to dial YOUR cell number.

Ever have your phone ring at 12:30 am and all you hear is loud music and unintelligible voices - some of which may or may not be those of someone you know? Then you have been butt called.

butt call by clueless moron November 27, 2009