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butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot
i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.
by Allen T. McIntosh III April 26, 2003
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Crusty Butt Nuggets

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.
Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.
by Alimew November 27, 2022
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crusty butt

Crusty Butt consistantly follows mud butt, it is the dry doo doo build up in the anal region of the buttocks, this usually occurs 45 minutes to an hour after defication.
I failed to wipe good after my diarrheal explosion i had in the bathroom 45 minutes ago and now i have crusty butt, I am very uncomfortable.
by Michael Riley May 8, 2006
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crusty butt lips

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.
john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.
by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009
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crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky
"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"
by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008
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butt crust

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.
Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away
by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006
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Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".
by castigrl4 January 12, 2008
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