burrometer

A measuring device dat predicts da amount of briars and brambles dat you're likely to encounter during a trek.

Asking da local natives about da denseness and varieties of undergrowth in their area can be a good burrometer of how difficult --- and possibly painful --- your jungle-journey may be; enlisting da help of one or more of said robust indigenes to both guide you through difficult terrain and slash through the worst thickets of thorn-bushes can be of great value to your venture.

by QuacksO March 1, 2021

Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.

"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

by Stall101 October 29, 2009

brorometer

How intense a bromance is between two straight males.

Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.

by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

Braometer

This technique is used by males to determine when the temperature starts to drop below 50 degrees. Depending on the hardness of the nipples poking through the bra and clothing tells one how cold it is.

That chick isn't smuggling raisins, she's smuggling walnuts, her braometer says it must be balls cold outside.

by Cold Boobs February 18, 2011