Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 03, 2015

Buttometer

A thermometer, when used rectally.

I couldn't get Junior to stop screaming long enough to get an accurate temperature with an oral thermometer, so I had to go buttometer on him. That'll learn him.

by Findlaybob December 22, 2019