brrrrometer

A measuring device dat predicts how cold it's gonna get in da near future.

A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.

by QuacksO March 1, 2021

brorometer

How intense a bromance is between two straight males.

Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.

by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.

Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.

by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

burrometer

A measuring device dat predicts da amount of briars and brambles dat you're likely to encounter during a trek.

Asking da local natives about da denseness and varieties of undergrowth in their area can be a good burrometer of how difficult --- and possibly painful --- your jungle-journey may be; enlisting da help of one or more of said robust indigenes to both guide you through difficult terrain and slash through the worst thickets of thorn-bushes can be of great value to your venture.

by QuacksO March 1, 2021