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Your small box or container used to store your smoking items pertaining to smoking dank, or marijuana. This can also apply to other substances or chemicals but usually does not (such as DMT, or other smoked substances; would not apply to methamphetamine because meth is not smoked it's vaporized, sorry metheds, yer free to make up your own word!) Note disclaimer: Please do not use drugs, but if you do, use them with precaution and safety. Research!
Bruh, where's your lighter?

Stoner: dunno...

Okay, will hand me your papers.
Stoner: I didn't turn my paper in, I didn't finish it.

Your zags dumba$$!
Stoner: oh those papers, it's in the burnkit!
Thanks idiot, you got like three lighters in here.
Stoner: duh, it's a burnkit!
(🤦🏼....🔥 💨💨💨💯🙆🏼🙇🏼🤷🏼🧏🏼🧘🏼🤸🏼☝🏼)
burnkit by Thynx_Twyyx@phyraxathon February 6, 2024
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Dad Burnit 

A playful twist on "God Damn It."
Sometimes used by church-going folks to curb the usage of the original phrase.
(Hits thumb with hammer)
Dad burnit!!
Dad Burnit by Kab00m August 1, 2009
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burncity 

otherwise known as melburn city or melbourne
come down to the burncity, we got lots o shizzle happenin here
burncity by mr burncity June 28, 2006
A person who is renowned for constantly pwning for no real reason, (especially Bishmites), being more equal than everyone else and generally doing whatever they want.
Hapless Bishmite: You can't just give me a D- when my partner got an an A+
Dr Burke PHD: I'm a Burkite, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

Burkittsville 

A town where scary shit did not go down but everyone pretends it did. The only thing of interest is Spook Hill in which gravity is flipped sideways and your car is actually pulled up the mountain by the ghosts of dead soldiers. O yea, its also an olde battlefield from the Civil War.
Please save yourself and do not come to Burkittsville.
Burkittsville by bwitch October 17, 2008

wade burkitt 

an awesome skater who after Thrill Of It All went local and just skated Sydney for fun.
Matt Mumford and Wade Burkitt are awesome Sydney skaters.
wade burkitt by ssss. September 21, 2004

Burntitude  

Level of "high-ness" on a scale of 1-10. Amount of "faded-ness".
You would have to be so high to play the elf in "Elf." Just watch the movie for like ten minutes and you will realize the burntitude of Will Farrel.
Burntitude by Snuggie Buddies December 22, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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