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My rose garden burgeons with the coming of spring.
burgeon by Cameron S. May 6, 2006

Burgeoning

One who burgeons in the field. One who like to burgeon themselves to burgeon.
That's a little Markiplier tip for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there
Burgeoning by thebestaround69 March 22, 2019

Burgeoning Salmon 

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
Burgeoning Salmon by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Burgeoning

The one who burgeons I’m the field; One who likes to burgen themselves to burgeon
I have a little “Markiplier tip” for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there.
Burgeoning by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019
Hot ass bad bitch.
Not afraid to try anything to please you if your her lucky guy. One who is always up for sex. Beautiful tits with perky nipples. Always looks great both naked and clothes. Dates bad boys who will please her. Crazy when it comes to anything and as a dangerous girl.
Burgon is one hot as mother fucker

Burgernomics 

The study of obtaining and procuring sustenance for ones survival through food, shelter and spendventory
Andy: "Hey Aaron, I've got the meat pack and a 2 for 1 pizza coupon. Ill be home in 10 minutes with a new glass barbeque"

Aaron says: "BRO; you got some dopeass Burgernomics!! Ill wake up the Spentos"
Burgernomics by Professor Spendser October 16, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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