bunkology

The study of bunk

I'm going to get into the field of bunkology

by st1nky_b0y October 29, 2019

bugology

Entomology, the study of insects.

I just learned in bugology that there are some types of mosquitoes that are actually considered beautiful because of their colorful bodies.

by pentozali November 19, 2005

bundyology

The study of all things Bundy-related, referring to the classic television family from Married with Children.

Jack is a master of bundyology. He's memorized all the episodes of Married with Children.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Burtology

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

by Burtology June 1, 2010

buyology

noun: The urge to consume, purchase, buy, own.

"He's so into buyology -- look at all those labels."

by N. Wilgus December 9, 2008

Bonology

The study of the bones

I'm a horse bonologist who studies horse bonology.

by Jeffandrew January 1, 2019

bongology

Bongology is the study and philosophy of smoking any substance , most commonly cannabis through a bong. Those who practice bongology find new and interesting ways to create/smoke from bongs.

When I was in highschool, my major was bongology!

by Grim Reefage May 19, 2006