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a spliff that is smoked inside ones rectum using the power of suction.
Hey Ryan, wanna come and smoke a bumspliff with me later?
bumspliff by bumlover11 April 13, 2021
Words you can keep

bumsniff 

Someone who sniffs bums, an insult
look at you, you little bumsniff
bumsniff by Lloydy May 13, 2005

Bumsniff 

Sniffing something with one's anus. Place the anus over somebodys face and clench the muscles of the bottom,, the opposite of a fart, thus bumsniffing.
Michael always wanted to bumsniff Merlo, so when the chance came, he bumsniffed him then he had a tashwank to celebrate.
Bumsniff by Pervy P April 28, 2009

Bumsniffer

If you are really promising yourself not to swear/curse; the word Bumsniffer comes out of your mouth.

Also, if you have noticed sniffing bums really isn't pleasent. So People will also take it in as a hurtful response. Just like fuckyou, or bitchplease. IT's all the same. Bumsniffe is just the nicest form to put it in :)

You can also say it randomly. Try it, It's fun.
"YOU FU..BUMSNIFFER!"

Person 1 : "Hey ______, you look like a douche today"
Person 2 : "Shut up Bumsniffer"

Random Person 1 : "....Bumsniffer"
Bumsniffer by Tamer Tman Mistro December 10, 2011

bumsniff 

A more polite word used instead of an expleetive.
"Oh bumsniff, i crashed my spitfire again"
bumsniff by YaZoR May 8, 2003

bumsplit 

The crevasse in the bum caused by a person pulling their pants up too high. This action often causes Cameltoe or Moose Nuckle in females.
That jogger we just passed was wearing analflage, yeah, by the look of her cameltoe, she must of had some serious bumsplit happening!
bumsplit by Swanman July 20, 2014

Bumsniff 

The sniffing of someone's large wide dusty bumhole full of shit which makes you a bumsniff
Your a pure bumsniff you what a wrongun
Bumsniff by Big zan January 3, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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