bumsplit

The crevasse in the bum caused by a person pulling their pants up too high. This action often causes Cameltoe or Moose Nuckle in females.

That jogger we just passed was wearing analflage, yeah, by the look of her cameltoe, she must of had some serious bumsplit happening!

bumsplit by Swanman July 20, 2014

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bumsplat

The term bumsplat is used to describe a person/object which disgraces their chosen field. A bumsplat usually occurs on the face of that field.

George Bush is a bumsplat on the face of Society.

Ashton Kutcher is a bumsplat in the face of humanity.

bumsplat by gbefree November 29, 2009

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BumSlit

When two cheeks collide there is a split second we’re there is zero space between them and instead of being a crack it becomes a magical slit

As Larry Frolicked buttass naked through the meadow his buttcheeks colided and parted to create the most beautiful BumSlit

BumSlit by Desondra July 8, 2018

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bumspliff

a spliff that is smoked inside ones rectum using the power of suction.

Hey Ryan, wanna come and smoke a bumspliff with me later?

bumspliff by bumlover11 April 13, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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