Definitions by Swanman

bumsplit 

The crevasse in the bum caused by a person pulling their pants up too high. This action often causes Cameltoe or Moose Nuckle in females.

That jogger we just passed was wearing analflage, yeah, by the look of her cameltoe, she must of had some serious bumsplit happening!

bumsplit by Swanman July 20, 2014

VBD 

Vaginal Bay Disease
Condition that occurs in women who frequently float in dirty bay water often while consuming alcohol in hot weather. Symptoms include: chronic alcoholism, irritable temper, increased promiscuity, increased desire to listen to repetitive pop songs, urge to wear neon, miscellaneous other effects to female body parts similar to that of chlamydia.

"Karen's got a bad case of VBD from swimming in the bay all day"

"Julie's been listening to Call Me Maybe on repeat for 4 hours, she really should get tested for VBD."

VBD by SwanMan July 5, 2012