Bumsniffer

If you are really promising yourself not to swear/curse; the word Bumsniffer comes out of your mouth.

Also, if you have noticed sniffing bums really isn't pleasent. So People will also take it in as a hurtful response. Just like fuckyou, or bitchplease. IT's all the same. Bumsniffe is just the nicest form to put it in :)

You can also say it randomly. Try it, It's fun.

"YOU FU..BUMSNIFFER!"

Person 1 : "Hey ______, you look like a douche today"
Person 2 : "Shut up Bumsniffer"

Random Person 1 : "....Bumsniffer"

by Tamer Tman Mistro December 10, 2011

Bum Sniffer

That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.

Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008

javier buttsniffer

A sexual act were the male separates the womens ass checks and forcefully crams his nose all the way in and repeatedly blows his nose and shakes his head back and forth then repeats the same act with his tongue.

A fan of Matthew McConaughey.

Jaques: What did you do last night?

Susan: I gave your Mom a Javier Buttsniffer

by Tom Marker February 1, 2009

buttsniffer

One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.

Owen is a total buttsniffer. He did not leave right away after Jon ripped one.

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

cumsniffer

A person who enjoys, and takes the pride and joy in making a man or transvestite ejaculate, and proceeds to smell the produced semen, or going as far as inserting the semen into the nostrils.

Sunny broke into my house last night and cumsniffed the dried semen residue on my used condoms in the trash.

This guy is a fucking cumsniffer, don't trust him in your house...he'll sniff all your cum up.

by Ass-Sardine January 4, 2008

bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.

Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

buttsniffer

Someone that is gay and annoying. So annoying that the only thing you can see them doing right, is sniffing a butt.

"Dude, Alex, stop being such a buttsniffer and give me back my Chex-mix!"

by Booya1 October 29, 2005