Used in message boards to denote a topic that should be kept on the first page through a process known as bumping. Translates to "Great topic, this should be read by everyone." If a thread is worthy enough and succeeds in generating a large pool of bumpers, a moderator will usually come in and sticky the topic.

Re: How to not look like a dumbass on the forums!
By: Coolio

Helped me a lot, and will help others too. Keep this bumped!

keep this bumped by Metatag October 5, 2005

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Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)

John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.

Bumped your head by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010

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Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

Bumped the House by Daylorb January 8, 2010

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Van-bumbled

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.

Van-bumbled by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017

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