bumpled

An adj used to describe how something feels

The guap was all bumpled up

by Jf92 September 12, 2016

Bumbledore

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.

Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.

by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

bumbledoofus

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.

Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

keep this bumped

Used in message boards to denote a topic that should be kept on the first page through a process known as bumping. Translates to "Great topic, this should be read by everyone." If a thread is worthy enough and succeeds in generating a large pool of bumpers, a moderator will usually come in and sticky the topic.

Re: How to not look like a dumbass on the forums!
By: Coolio

Helped me a lot, and will help others too. Keep this bumped!

by Metatag October 5, 2005

Bumped your head

You thought wrong

(Very common in the California Prison System, & on the streets)

John can you loan me some money

You bumped your head, no way am I going to loan you any money.

by Kconnor56 July 1, 2010

Bumped the House

The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.

Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.

Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House

by Daylorb January 8, 2010

Van-bumbled

When you accidentally see a family member's genitals.

I was van-bumbled when my sister walked out of the bathroom with no clothes on.

by Deathadder95 August 26, 2017