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bumped
Dan: Here Dave, I got 10 oz of skunk, lets party!
Dave: This isn't skunk, it's parsley! a fucking herb! And its only 2 ounces, you've been seriously bumped!
Dave: This isn't skunk, it's parsley! a fucking herb! And its only 2 ounces, you've been seriously bumped!
bumped by The Master E March 14, 2007
BUMPED
Word used as a descriptive for being stiched-up in any particular sale or transaction. Commonly heard on the streets and housing estates of South London, UK following a drugs deal.
bumped
fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
bumped by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
Bumped
1. Getting the raw end of the deal. Usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. The word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980's victim shit.
2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'
3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.
2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'
3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.
Missy: He's such a cheap bastard, i work 9-to-5 and come home to shit... i'm so getting bumped.'
Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'
Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'
Bumped by johnny_dust September 29, 2005