Definitions by Metatag
monsterpiece
David: Look at what my kid drew in kindergarten today!
John: What a monsterpiece.
David: What?
John: Masterpiece. It's a total work of art.
David: Oh, thanks. I'll tell him!
John: What a monsterpiece.
David: What?
John: Masterpiece. It's a total work of art.
David: Oh, thanks. I'll tell him!
monsterpiece by Metatag December 3, 2005
bashbaiter
Someone who submits quotes to www.bash.org that never actually took place. These logs usually contain the bashbaiter's name as the author. Some popular topics for bashbaiting are quotes from comedians that have been turned into typical IRC sentences, funny scenarios the author invented, and modified conversations to be much funnier.
They do this to get their name out as a funny person and to get the most votes.
They do this to get their name out as a funny person and to get the most votes.
bashbaiter by Metatag November 5, 2005
crank up
To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.
Sherman Tank
The epitome of down-to-earth, rugged, and masculine design. If something is "built like a Sherman" then it pays infinitely more attention to functionality and die-hard components than something as useless as aesthetic design or nifty features.
I just got this safe. It's built like a goddamn Sherman tank! All it has is a dial, a handle, and one tough-ass casing, no air-cooled inner pockets or any of that bull.
Sherman Tank by Metatag October 17, 2005
four letter word
Phrase that refers to any number of "bad" words, often seen in forum posts. Can mean shit, fuck, damn, and even other non-four-lettered-words such as ass and bitch. Can also refer to the basic four letter words with suffixes (ie "ed" "ing"). Usually said by some religious freak or ten year old that will get in trouble if their parents see it.
Poster 1
Damn man, that shit is fucking awesome! That bitch totally deserved it!
Poster 2
I could've understood what you were saying without all the four letter words...
<flame war against poster 2 ensues>
Damn man, that shit is fucking awesome! That bitch totally deserved it!
Poster 2
I could've understood what you were saying without all the four letter words...
<flame war against poster 2 ensues>
four letter word by Metatag October 14, 2005
keep this bumped
Used in message boards to denote a topic that should be kept on the first page through a process known as bumping. Translates to "Great topic, this should be read by everyone." If a thread is worthy enough and succeeds in generating a large pool of bumpers, a moderator will usually come in and sticky the topic.
Re: How to not look like a dumbass on the forums!
By: Coolio
Helped me a lot, and will help others too. Keep this bumped!
By: Coolio
Helped me a lot, and will help others too. Keep this bumped!
keep this bumped by Metatag October 5, 2005
typown
When you send an IM to someone as they are is finishing a sentence in another window and catch the last part of their message. Embarassing for the other end but somewhat pride-inducing for the "typowner".