Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usuallyflat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
When you perform the Burpee exercises. Squat, push-up, squat, jump - repeat. Commonly used amongst those attempting to complete a 100 Day Burpee Challenge.
100 Day Burpee Challenger #1: Did you do your Burpees yesterday?
100 Day Burpee Challenger #2: Yeah, I Burpeed on the train on the way home from the bar last night.
A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the user feels fits the description.