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bumpers by swedeheart April 24, 2011
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bumpers
Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.
bumpers by Smellyjelly April 21, 2011
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bumpers
1. Group of sexually desirable people. Usually good looking and raunchy.
2. Group of good looking females, usually with ample breasts.
3. Ample and aesthetic breasts. Juggs. Hooters.
2. Group of good looking females, usually with ample breasts.
3. Ample and aesthetic breasts. Juggs. Hooters.
1. I got invited to the bumpers party at my school. Whoo-weeee!
2. Dude! look at those bumpers sitting there. Think we should make a move?
3. She removed her bra, man, and one look at those bumpers on her and i almost dropped.
2. Dude! look at those bumpers sitting there. Think we should make a move?
3. She removed her bra, man, and one look at those bumpers on her and i almost dropped.
bumpers by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003
chin bumpers
chin bumpers by djslut September 20, 2005
riding bumpers
Riding bumpers is when you follow someone in a vehicle too closely for a long period of time. Often used as an intimidation tactic or in retaliation for some real or perceived driving impoliteness.
riding bumpers by Roxannaroxanna May 9, 2019
biscuit bumpers
Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.
Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"
biscuit bumpers by T Jew February 4, 2010
Dock Bumpers
Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.
Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.
Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.
Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
Dock Bumpers by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009
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