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bumpers

Chris longed to touch her bumpers.
by swedeheart April 24, 2011
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bumpers

Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.
Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers
by Smellyjelly April 21, 2011
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bumpers

1. Group of sexually desirable people. Usually good looking and raunchy.
2. Group of good looking females, usually with ample breasts.
3. Ample and aesthetic breasts. Juggs. Hooters.
1. I got invited to the bumpers party at my school. Whoo-weeee!
2. Dude! look at those bumpers sitting there. Think we should make a move?
3. She removed her bra, man, and one look at those bumpers on her and i almost dropped.
by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003
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Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.
Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.
by randomlysmart April 14, 2014
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bumper to bumper

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam
Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.
by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007
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Bumper to bumper

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."
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Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.
It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.
by sfcjking March 13, 2011
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