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Longed off 

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.
I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.
Longed off by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019
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longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.
I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.
longed out by don96 May 27, 2016

longed off 

Being sold out, bombed off, mugged off, stood up, or ignored.
Ha gutted you got longed off by that boy!
longed off by Zoeeee T November 5, 2007

longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.
Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.
longed out by Adena98 July 15, 2016

Jacob Longed 

Went you down something in 10 seconds
“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”
Jacob Longed by JacobLong3244 November 16, 2021

take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.
Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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