bumfucking

Exactly what it sounds like.

I got bumfucked today.. man, my ass hurts.

bumfucking by Anonymous June 21, 2003

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Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup

Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)

Royal Buttfucking Stadium by Pnon2 May 27, 2010

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Bumfuckistan

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

Buttfucking

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.

Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.

Buttfucking by Gamer69 August 29, 2012

Bumjacking

A euphemism used by 90's Australian primary school children to refer to anal intercourse, usually with negative connotations.

Boy 1: oi where's Ricky? he's missed school for weeks.
Boy 2: nah yeah I heard he got a bumjacking by the principal for stealing deano's tuckshop money, apparently Rob from 6A saw him in a wheelchair on the weekend.

Bumjacking by GolfGTI5 May 18, 2019

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

buttfucking Democrat by jj1221 October 21, 2009

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

buttfucking shoes by Thegundy April 14, 2022

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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