bumbercock 

A person that is of below average intelligence that negatively impacts those unfortunate enough to be nearby.

Ugh, that bumbercock just cut me off!

That guy is taking forever to order his meal and is holding up the line, what a bumbercock...

The world would be much better if all the bumbercocks died.

bumbercock by Shivers March 9, 2019

Bumblecocksucker 

A bumblebee that's acting like a dick

i tried to swat it away, but it was one of those huge bumblecocksuckers!

Bumblecocksucker by The Real Fast Eddy May 3, 2011

bumbacock 

A large duck beak shaped penis, most are uncircumcised. Most people with bumbacocks are social outcasts, as people can easily see an erected bumbacock. it looks like a hockey stick in someone’s pants. They are almost always only one inch out, but 6 inches tall.

Originating from the Greek word BUMBA, which means, to cock.

Woah alex, did you get a look at ralphs bumbacock?

bumbacock by Casedro October 30, 2007

Buttercock 

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

Buttercock by TheGarzo January 13, 2020

Lumbercock 

1.A cockblocker in the extreme. A person who goes around chopping cocks and generally being a buzzkill. This is the guy who at clubs will come and try to pull you away while you're dancing with a really hot girl.
2. Derogatory term for somebody with a prosthetic dick made of wood.

1.That girl was just about to give me her number, but then Josh comes along and says its time to go. What a lumbercock.

2. My buddy lost his penis in an industrial accident last year. They replaced it with a wooden one. Now everybody calls him Mr. Lumbercock.

Lumbercock by axel89 February 19, 2011

buttercock 

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

buttercock by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007

Buttercock 

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it

P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."

Buttercock by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017