bumblecock
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bundlecock
She said that it wouldn't be a vacation unless she had a bunch of margaritas and had a few guys bundlecock her!
bundlecock by Mar Happy August 26, 2013
Outer Bumblefuck
a place located far from a metropolitan area, in the middle of nowhere. Always written to a resemble a real name of a village.
Outer Bumblefuck by EddieTheIdiot June 9, 2009
bumblefuck
noun, middle of nowhere, usually used with a cardinal direction, such as North, South, East, or West. Origin: Ghetto
bumblefuck by Anonymous November 4, 2002
East bumblefuck
East bumblefuck by ANdreas May 18, 2003
bucklecock
A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
bucklecock by cathodeRay March 14, 2008