buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007

buttercock

A pejorative term for anyone I don’t like.

I slipped on the floor cuz a stupid ass buttercock spilled his beer on the floor.

by Slyj’B May 23, 2019

Buttercock

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

by TheGarzo January 13, 2020

Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it

P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."

by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017