bum shot
She was having a blast doing bum shots on the bar until she pooted and sprayed the bartender with 151.
Words you can keep
shot bum
The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.
Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.
Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.
Bumshot
An extremely unfortunate final moment during the climax of one's porn-accompanied masturbation session, in which the viewer of said pornography experiences their orgasm at the exact same time the cameraman gets an all-inclusive shot of the guy's ass for a solid 5-10 seconds
Guy 1: "Hey man, you don't look so well. You doing alright?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."
Bumshot by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 4, 2017
bumshot
The act of ejaculating onto your partner's buttocks; just as a cumshot, but not onto your partner's face
bumshot by MelGibsonFan54 July 22, 2009
Bumshot
The act of fucking a dirty ass and getting shit inside your penis so when you cum you shoot residual shit
Bumshot by TheBumshotter October 9, 2012
Bumshot
The Bumshot originated from Kyoto, Japan in 1998 and was invented by Kevin Rockushima. It is now the most common form of smoking cannabis throughout East Asia and Northern Australia and is immensely popular in the Hip Hop scene.
How it works:
You insert a marijuana cigarette (or joint) backwards into your anus. The person you wish to bumshot must then cup their hands over their mouth, nose and the back end of the marijuana cigarette. When you're ready to discharge intestinal gas, notify the person you're bumshotting to inhale deeply. You must now break wind gently.
Although not proven scientifically, the smoke from a bumshot is said to be up to five times more potent than smoking marijuana directly.
Warning:
Bumshotting can be dangerous and must only be performed by trained individuals using specially designed bumshot technology and supporting literature.
Inserting marijuana cigarettes directly into the anus can cause internal burns if not done correctly.
Intestinal gases can be highly flammable in some cases, therefore you must always have a fire extinguisher to hand whilst bumshotting. The Bumshottee must also wear fire retardant clothing and protective eyewear.
Bumshotting must not be performed by sufferers of chronic diarrhoea.
Famous users of the bumshot method:
Will Smith (rapper, actor)
Kevin Smith (Silent Bob)
Snoop Dogg (rapper)
Richard Gere (actor)
Yokosuma (wrestler)
Tina Turner (singer)
Al Pacino (actor)
Kevin Spacey (actor)
Paris Hilton (solicalite)
David Bowie (singer)
How it works:
You insert a marijuana cigarette (or joint) backwards into your anus. The person you wish to bumshot must then cup their hands over their mouth, nose and the back end of the marijuana cigarette. When you're ready to discharge intestinal gas, notify the person you're bumshotting to inhale deeply. You must now break wind gently.
Although not proven scientifically, the smoke from a bumshot is said to be up to five times more potent than smoking marijuana directly.
Warning:
Bumshotting can be dangerous and must only be performed by trained individuals using specially designed bumshot technology and supporting literature.
Inserting marijuana cigarettes directly into the anus can cause internal burns if not done correctly.
Intestinal gases can be highly flammable in some cases, therefore you must always have a fire extinguisher to hand whilst bumshotting. The Bumshottee must also wear fire retardant clothing and protective eyewear.
Bumshotting must not be performed by sufferers of chronic diarrhoea.
Famous users of the bumshot method:
Will Smith (rapper, actor)
Kevin Smith (Silent Bob)
Snoop Dogg (rapper)
Richard Gere (actor)
Yokosuma (wrestler)
Tina Turner (singer)
Al Pacino (actor)
Kevin Spacey (actor)
Paris Hilton (solicalite)
David Bowie (singer)
I like to bumshot.
Bumshotting is not just a filthy habit, it's a way of life!
I am a bumshottee and have frequently been bumshotted by a bumshotter during sexual intercourse.
Bumshotting is not just a filthy habit, it's a way of life!
I am a bumshottee and have frequently been bumshotted by a bumshotter during sexual intercourse.
Bumshot by Adam 'The Hunchback' Gilbert October 7, 2004
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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