Definitions by MetalGuru

opti-snot 

The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up.

I left my contacts in last night when I fell asleep. I have been picking out the opti-snot for the past hour.

opti-snot by MetalGuru May 29, 2009

Brand Punishment 

Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead.

My Mom bought me 'Juicy Magic' instead of 'Juicy Juice' and 'chocolate cremes' instead of Oreo's because I have been such an ass to her. She is such a bitch with her brand punishment.

Brand Punishment by MetalGuru April 5, 2009

Birthday Welfare 

Clothes, food, and gas that is given as a birthday gift. Being able to live off the gifts instead of gainful employment.

He is living off his birthday welfare today. He went to Mickey D's with his mickey money, dunks with his gift card and carted his own ass around using the gas card from Grammy.

Birthday Welfare by MetalGuru March 10, 2009

bum shot 

The act of consuming alcohol, typically from a shot glass, via the anus.

She was having a blast doing bum shots on the bar until she pooted and sprayed the bartender with 151.

bum shot by MetalGuru November 28, 2007

duck Skirt 

A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.

A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.

duck Skirt by MetalGuru February 13, 2007