bullshetti

A less offensive form of bullsh*t generally used when something is not 100% right

The work they make us do is just bullshetti

by ra_starz_again August 21, 2008

Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

bullshiting

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.

My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

by Billy C. 14693273 May 26, 2018

bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."

by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

bullshitium

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements

Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium

by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011