bullshens

Similar to bullshit but with use of the word shens, which is short for shenanigans. For use when bullshit or shens alone does not accurately convey displeasure.

This assignment is bullshens!

by precision123 October 24, 2009

The bullshit of all bullshits

The worse disgrace.

Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.

Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.

Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!

by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014

bullshitspeak

a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the people they're about to steal mad cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice.

Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom

Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares

Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun

Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win

Salesman: "The price point of this house is so high, if you purchase now we can heavily recommend the likely executive redecision committee to select the nearby land for habitat enrichment rather than strategic redevelopment -- that is, if you agree to a slightly more significant lease agreement."

Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"

by Col. Hans Landa December 30, 2011

Red Bullshevik

The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.

Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side

Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.

by Man of Gold June 8, 2014

Bullsession

A long informal discussion usually amongst humans of the male variety. The word is most famously used in the Spongebob Squarepants episode"The Original Fry Cook." The word is used by Jim in his flashback. The topic of the discussion can be about anything. It is most common at mature teenage parties.

Guy 1: Dude me and my bros had a Bullsession the other night at Matt's party.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome I wish I could have been there!

by Holyswagness September 25, 2013

Bullscheisse

1. Combination of bullshit and the German scheisse.

That's bullscheisse.

by Pseudo-pseudonym. August 25, 2011

Bullshead

Neighborhood on the West Shore of Staten Island where famous mobster/rat Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano lived. It''s probably the best neighborhood on Staten Island.

Antonio: Yo you been to Bullshead?
Christian: Yea niggas get it poppin in Bullshead!

by imagine!!! July 10, 2010