a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the
people they're about to steal mad
cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice.
Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h
money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom
Great
time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great
time to sell = I want more shares
Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun
Unanimous decision = only the
CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won'
t win
Salesman: "The price point of this house is so
high, if you purchase now we can heavily recommend the likely executive redecision committee to select the nearby land for habitat enrichment rather than strategic redevelopment -- that is, if you agree to a slightly more significant lease agreement."
Normal person: "
Don'
t gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the
high-rise?"
