bullshine 

verb.

a witty speech act in which one uses bullshit to turn an undesirable event into an immensely favorable situation.

She declined his sexual proposition, but he bullshined his way into her sopping wet loins.

O-dog was going to prison for crack possession, but he bullshined the jury.

Fox News is bullshining current events again.

bullshine by B. Dang October 25, 2009

Bullshine 

a gloss of appetizing bullshit to cover up some seriously sickening other shit, i.e. euphemistic spin of something that the bullshiner (one who applys bullshine to something) is trying to cover up

hospitals explaining the consolidation of care as coordinating care for better patient care (the bullshine), when really they are consolidating so as to gather bargaining power with insurance companies (the sickening other shit that needs to be covered up).

Bullshine by jizztheEyeberg October 18, 2009

bullshine 

Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit.

Person 1: "Have you heard about that guy who slept with 200 women?"

Person 2: "Yeah, whatever, that's a load of 'bullshine'!"

bullshine by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

george w bullshit 

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

This is George w bullshit

george w bullshit by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015

george w bullshit 

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.

A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)

george w bullshit by DSLNinja January 26, 2016

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016