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bullshido 

martial arts instruction that is fruadulent, inept or otherwise not worth trusting (from a pormonteau of bushido and bullshit)
If the instructor appears to be out to make money, than the chances are that you will probably encounter bullshido.
bullshido by Light Joker April 2, 2007

bullshido 

Bullshido is a word used for martial arts that are taught incorrectly. Most often this refers to unverifiable credentials, bad training methods, and lying instructors intentional or otherwise. Bullshido can come in many any martial art, but is most prominent in the traditional martial arts.

bullshido.net is most often given recognition for this term's origin, but it should be noted that there were uses before its conception (though much more sparing).
You've been wrestling for two weeks, and you've never been in competition. What you're teaching us is bullshido!

That Frank could knock out his opponents with mind bullets was complete bullshido.

I'm not training at some bullshido McDojo that charges 130 dollar testing fees!
bullshido by symmetraid March 16, 2008

Red Bullshevik 

The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.

Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side
Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.

bullshido 

A term used in the martial arts world to describe a martial art based on ridiculous principles, practiced in a ridiculous way, or otherwise grossly ineffective. A play on the words bushido (way of the warrior) and bullshit.

Origin: Most likely www.bullshido.com
Ninjitsu is total bullshido
bullshido by Someone March 23, 2005
Neighborhood on the West Shore of Staten Island where famous mobster/rat Salvatore "Sammy the Bull" Gravano lived. It''s probably the best neighborhood on Staten Island.
Antonio: Yo you been to Bullshead?
Christian: Yea niggas get it poppin in Bullshead!
Bullshead by imagine!!! July 10, 2010

Bullshevik 

Something that is stated by a person or persons that is generally or wholly untrue; a lie; an example of nonsense, malarkey, hokum, bullshit, crap

(The phrase has been mockingly taken from the Marxist Bolshevik Party of Russia who founded the Soviet Union)
Bill's story of how he flew helicopters for the CIA is complete Bullshevik.
Bullshevik by filmdummy January 24, 2010