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bulldozing that lip closet 

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.
I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.

Bulldozing 

The act of completely dominating a conversation, whether amongst a crowd or an intimate conversation. the "Bulldozer" can be anyone, inebriated or not, so long as everyone else that has something can't, simply because the said person just talks louder to drown them out.
Tim: Hey guys i went to th...
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.
Bulldozing by likmeyuengling June 12, 2010

Bullocking 

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal
"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"
Bullocking by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 9, 2016

urban bullriding 

similar to bullriding, but with people. most commonly practiced in urban areas, an urban bullrider will mount (jump on) a suitable and unsuspecting candidate, and ride them for as long as possible
Me and Chris did some urban bullriding in london. I jumped on this huge dude on the millenium bridge and rode him for at least 12 seconds.
urban bullriding by missy ingham November 1, 2010

mechanical bullriding contest 

Slam-dunk contest for white people
1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"

bulldozing with your tits 

Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
bulldozing with your tits by JMSMD September 25, 2006