GILF

Sarah is a really hot VP candidate! What a GILF! A governor I'd like to fuck!
by JMSMD October 22, 2008
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tobsih

acronym for "take out back, shoot in head". Best to put (whatever) out of its misery
This patient is not going to make it. TOBSIH
by JMSMD November 11, 2005
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bulldozing with your tits

Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
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vagitudinal scale

How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
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foreskin

a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by JMSMD February 18, 2006
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vagitude

woman with a bad, sour or irritating attitude - derived from vaginal attitude, or "vagitude".
Steph, I know you had a bad day, but why are you taking it out on me?! Stop giving me vagitude!
by JMSMD September 14, 2006
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fobamanization

Short form of "Fucking Obamanization", where the "f" is silent. New, poorly thought out, polical policies designed to be popular with lower and middle classes, conjured up by Obama, to "help" the general public, such as health care reform, or to bailout big business. These policies are believed to be helpful, but in the long run are tremendously detrimental to the public. Example: The bailout is going to cost later generations due to a big, expanding Federal deficit.
Obama is trying to change health care policies to make it more accessible, but at the cost of the health care providers and hospitals. It will lower accessibility of health care and worsen the quality. This, like the automakers bailout, will hurt the public in the long run. This is a total fobamanization!
by JMSMD July 16, 2009
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