Sperm Build-up Theory: A girl with a really nice ass, starts dating some guy who is clearly tagging her, and her ass gets much larger, while everything else stays proportionate.
Jessica follows the S-B theory to a tee! She used to be smokin', but since she started dating Mark her ass has become huge! Must be sperm build-up!
by JMSMD September 24, 2006
How severe a girl is giving a guy shit. Similar to the Stafford-simpson scale describing the strength of Hurricanes as being 1-5.
Michelle is giving me level three shit on the vagitudinal scale, and I am not going to take it! She can go fuck herself.
by JMSMD September 24, 2006
by JMSMD November 11, 2005
Useless piece of male flesh. Discarding this person would have no ill effects. When the doctor/raabi circumsized this person as an infant they threw away the wrong piece of flesh, leaving the "foreskin" to roam the earth to annoy people.
by JMSMD October 31, 2005
a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.
JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin!
by JMSMD January 31, 2006
Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
by JMSMD September 25, 2006
T-C theory (Tit-Calf theory) states, very simply, that girls with large tits have skinny calves. Conversely, girls with small tits have full calves.
Did you notice Patty has nice big tits but beanpole legs? And Lori has tiny tits but really atheletic calves? They follow the T-C theory!
by JMSMD September 24, 2006