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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
Bull shitting messer by Thethruth13 October 22, 2023

bullshiting 

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.
My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

bullshittitude 

the extent to which an object, concept, ideal, etc is BULLSHIT.
I think the sheer bullshittitude of the fact that GWB is president is astounding.
bullshittitude by widgester!@!11!! October 15, 2002

Bullshitting 

A writing technique in which the user bases an entire piece of writing, often an essay, around a single and often small, irrelevant and/or useless piece of information.
Skilled Bullshitting will allow someone to write a full essay about nothing yet make it look as if they know what they are talking about and are answering the question.
What did you write for the essay at the end of that exam?" " I had no idea, I was Bullshitting my way through it
Bullshitting by Clementekid June 2, 2010

bullsitting 

The act of making up an excuse, such as babysitting, to get out of doing something else.
Me: Hey Katie, do you want to come hangout?

Katie: Ummmm no I can't. I have to uhhh, babysit my sister.

Me: Maaan, you ain't babysitting, you're bullsitting!!!
bullsitting by valvenus November 23, 2011
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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