bukkakelypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

The FIFTH rider of the Apocalypse brings bukkakelypse

by DARNOLD October 30, 2006

bukkakalypse

(n.) the simultaneous ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of Kristen Stewart.

Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.

by TheSovereignDeity November 22, 2013

Bukakkalypse

A bukakke party where more than 100 men are present.

The entire country of Guam participated in the 2nd annual bukakkalypse last Thursday.

by Raw64life May 23, 2003

Bukkakalypso

A pre-ritual dance that is used before the performance of a Bukkake act. The lyrics must be timed perfectly with the rhythym of the music to enunciate the "load delivering" syllable with the utmost oomph.

Dan dared the ancient dance of Bukkakalypso as he yanked his crank in front of Nancy's face:

Hey man go to the deepest sea.
Jerking the the rope is the life for me
as I come home to my place
I give you joy in your FACE!!!

by Rod Farva January 15, 2004

Bukakkalypse

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20

by Tom December 21, 2007

Bukakkalypse

One of the lost books of the Revelation, the Bukakkalypse is when the entire world will be swallowed up by the siemen of every man who ever ejaculated by his own hand.

Most Christians today hope to be dead and gone by the time the Bukakkalypse comes.

by ThE GrEaT sTuD November 29, 2006

Bukakkalypse

A bukkake that involves more than 100 males jizzing on one female in a bathtub.

Ian and Nick were involved in a bukakkalypse on Julien last Saturday. It was epic.

by Jonas0o7 September 3, 2006