(n.) the simultaneous ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of Kristen Stewart.
Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.
by TheSovereignDeity November 22, 2013