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Bukakkalypse 

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.
Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20
Bukakkalypse by Tom December 21, 2007

Bukakkalypse 

One of the lost books of the Revelation, the Bukakkalypse is when the entire world will be swallowed up by the siemen of every man who ever ejaculated by his own hand.
Most Christians today hope to be dead and gone by the time the Bukakkalypse comes.
Bukakkalypse by ThE GrEaT sTuD November 29, 2006

Bukakkalypse 

A bukkake that involves more than 100 males jizzing on one female in a bathtub.
Ian and Nick were involved in a bukakkalypse on Julien last Saturday. It was epic.
Bukakkalypse by Jonas0o7 September 3, 2006

bukkakelypse 

The end of the world by bukkake.
The FIFTH rider of the Apocalypse brings bukkakelypse
bukkakelypse by DARNOLD October 30, 2006

bukkakalypse 

(n.) the simultaneous ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of Kristen Stewart.
Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.
bukkakalypse by TheSovereignDeity November 22, 2013

Bukkakalypso 

A pre-ritual dance that is used before the performance of a Bukkake act. The lyrics must be timed perfectly with the rhythym of the music to enunciate the "load delivering" syllable with the utmost oomph.
Dan dared the ancient dance of Bukkakalypso as he yanked his crank in front of Nancy's face:

Hey man go to the deepest sea.
Jerking the the rope is the life for me
as I come home to my place
I give you joy in your FACE!!!
Bukkakalypso by Rod Farva January 15, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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