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brief relief
This is the slightly guilty sensation of KNOWINGLY pissing or shitting in your adult diaper (aka “brief”), especially when you don’t actually need to wear this type of thing. You’re just wearing Depends Briefs for convenience and laziness, not because you can’t control your bladder or bowels.
We all went to the casino for the bachelor party and no one wanted to leave their slot machines - thank god we’d all worn Depends Briefs. I hit the jackpot which I admit was pretty satisfying, but my actual favourite part of the night was the feeling I had when I got to piss in my adult diaper. Ahh - “Brief Relief”!
brief relief by Mandi Harmony July 12, 2018
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Brief Stew
Geez, I just went to wash some towels and found that my girlfriend left me a brief stew. I bet there's 7-8 pairs of panties soaking in there right now.
Brief Stew by DDD9255 April 22, 2021
Briefschmerz
A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.
LITERAL:
"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"
METAPHORICAL
"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"
"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"
METAPHORICAL
"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"
Briefschmerz by Berlin Auslander Memes June 7, 2020
Briefnitz
(n) - a legendary figure from western PA who is best known for his white t's, looking towards heaven when he speaks, as well as his distinct fragrance. Famous quotes include, "U got a quarter", and "U got a piece of gum"
Briefnitz by Twohandedbanger May 28, 2009
Negaunee Briefcase
A Negaunee briefcase is a term used to describe a 24 pack case of cheap beer such as Labatt Blue. In the rough-and-tumble mining towns of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, people overconsume cheap beer on a daily basis. A Negaunee briefcase is perfect for your next business meeting in Upper Michigan. First coined by geographers at NMU in 2008.
The three of us Yoopers pooled our money and bought a Negaunee briefcase to drink while sitting on the shore of Lake Superior. At 24 cans, we each have 8 cans to consume in the next couple of hours. If we wanted to drink more, we would've bought the 30-pack of Labatt Blue, occasionally referred to as an Ishpeming briefcase.
Negaunee Briefcase by mtu=sausagefest May 14, 2009
Briefcase Monger
Briefcase Monger by Waffler123456 April 25, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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