Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so
"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."
by Jesus Christ $uperstar October 12, 2009
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The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.
Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.
by Stess_90 September 14, 2020
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A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts
by Filipinofoods February 20, 2018
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To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security
I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security
by diggerz March 7, 2017
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When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.
Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.
by ibcuibds'uvs November 12, 2014
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A box of Franzia, (boxed wine) preferably chilled and ready to go.
Person 1: Did you really bring Franzia to a party?

Person 2: No man this is my briefcase. I have some business to attend to.

Person 1: That's one hell of a briefcase.
by alejandrobot July 21, 2010
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Get out of the car Carl! Doesnt matter about the briefcase, leave the briefcase!
by Morfee November 27, 2004
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