buffe 

Noun; Crackwhore, one who trades oral sex for cocaine

Dude, did you see that buffe on 7th street?
She'll blow you to heaven for a gram...

buffe by da bomb March 8, 2005

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.

Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.

Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011

Buffet Hips 

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.

Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!

Buffet Hips by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011

Buffer Nut 

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

Buffer Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

Buff Helpy 

A terrorist who loves stalking the youtuber Dawko and somehow always makes his way into Dawko's fnaf meme reviews.

Buff Helpy is best boi

Buff Helpy by buffhelpyenthusiest February 17, 2020

dick buffet 

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

buff bogan 

Refers to gym junkie Australian low-class citizens who live in areas outside of the Eastern or Northern suburbs.

Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.

Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.

Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".

PHWOAARRR!!!! That guy over there is sexy. He has no shoes and he looks like he spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror. He has an awesome tan. His guns are huge. He's so fine, I bet he can pull a macgyver. That is one hot diggity buff bogan.

buff bogan by anon aussie January 19, 2009