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Buffalo Wild Shits
The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.
Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."
John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.
Buffalo Wild Shits by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011
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buffers • buffet • buffering • Buffet Hangover • buffed • bufferfucked • buffet pants • Buffelching • buffer bitch • buffer overflow
Buffet Hips
Buffet Hips by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011
Buffer Nut
When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"
"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."
"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
Buffer Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018
Buff Helpy
A terrorist who loves stalking the youtuber Dawko and somehow always makes his way into Dawko's fnaf meme reviews.
Buff Helpy by buffhelpyenthusiest February 17, 2020
dick buffet
Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016
buff bogan
Refers to gym junkie Australian low-class citizens who live in areas outside of the Eastern or Northern suburbs.
Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.
Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.
Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".
Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.
Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.
Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".
PHWOAARRR!!!! That guy over there is sexy. He has no shoes and he looks like he spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror. He has an awesome tan. His guns are huge. He's so fine, I bet he can pull a macgyver. That is one hot diggity buff bogan.
buff bogan by anon aussie January 19, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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