Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

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budgetcrastinating

Stalling to pass a budget.

Are they still budgetcrastinating up in Albany? They're never gonna pass that thing.

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porno budget

being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.

dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka

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Battery Budgeting

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.

Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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