bubblewrap

man's greatest invention.

some screwed guy: "i've been screwed"
some guy who hasnt recently been screwed but is really good at offering advice to people who have been screwed: "pop some bubblewrap."

bubblewrap by andytheman. January 23, 2009

Bubblewrap

A delightful snack that provides satisfying bursts when squeezed.

"He popped open the bubblewrap package to reveal his surprise gift: a full edition of The Adventures of Skibidi Toilet."

Bubblewrap by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024

Bubblewrap Awareness Day 

It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Isn't it April 10th?

Yeah!

Well, it's Bubblewrap Awareness Day!

Bubblewrap Awareness Day by procrasinatoroftheyear November 17, 2009

bubblewrap man 

A hero who no one has heard of, not even me

he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.

man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'

bubblewrap man by pablo jones jones December 1, 2009

bubblewrap bitch 

Fragile handle with care ass bitch, softer than your dick after a hotshot of meth. Sheeted with bitchwrap tighter than an uncircumcised dick.

"I'm getting so tired of the bubblewrap bitches claiming they're hard"

*Stolen*

bubblewrap bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Inspector Bubblewrap 

The youngest in the family but the horniest. He’s the tightest little sex-goblin according to his father. Always looking for a cheap fuck, he’s sex driven. Even raping his brothers while they were sleeping.

Brother 1: Oh did you see inspector bubblewrap?

Brother 2: Yeah he inspected my anus

Dad: I wish inspector bubblewrap would leave me alone

Inspector Bubblewrap by Teamalphapr May 31, 2019

bubble wrap 

The single most enjoyable plastic-based product on this earth.

A sheet of thin plastic filled with air bubbles - thus creating a thing for endless hours of popping fun.

Student: What should I subscribe a patient for depression?

Highly knowledgeable doctor bloke: Bubble wrap, you foolish gimp!

bubble wrap by KORG September 3, 2003