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bryoney

a fat pig who eats too much pizza but is a stunner ;)) jks
bryoney stop getting pizza from sainsbury’s!!
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Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
by DunnP January 2, 2022
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Bryony

The in-between part of bone and meat.
Ew, that Bryony part is weird, don’t eat that!
by TacticalSalad November 21, 2018
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Bryony

A girl with a cockny accent , she is a bully and hurts people with her words but like any bully she is hurting deep down and just needs compassion
by Namer5 February 24, 2019
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Bryony

A woman with thinning blonde hair and sharp beady eyes who cheats on her husband and thinks she's clever enough to get away with it
That Bryony isn't the most sarcastic person around
by Betsybooboo October 10, 2021
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Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
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Broney

An adult male who is aroused by or plays with "My Little Pony".
"I met him at the toy store, he was buying outfits for his ponies; he's a total broney.
by patient0 October 28, 2013
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