Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

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Kevin De Bruyne

Man can find a pass anytime anywhere thats all I can say. Also a compliment t someone who is a complete passer

Kevin De Bruyne can find a pass anywhere.
You are as good as Kevin De Bruyne

Kevin De Bruyne by Upthelads August 28, 2019

bruv

English slang for brother

Boi 1 - "Bruv what u doin tonite?"
Boi 2 - "Nofing much"

bruv by One boi who is a boi January 17, 2020

bruvlet

-A female version of the word bruv
-Someone who acts adorable All. The. Time.

Yo, bruvlet, I'm not dealing with your shit today.
Bruvlet, you look dope today.
Bruvlet I can't even.

bruvlet by Eric_From_Kroger:) February 18, 2020

Kevin De Bruyne

The best midfielder in the world. There shouldn’t be a debate because that man can see anything and carries Man City on his back. The only people who don’t agree are United fans that are trying to get likes and retweets on Football Twitter

It shouldn’t be a debate that Kevin De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, but a bunch of United football Twitter virgins disagree

Kevin De Bruyne by citeh citeh citeh September 23, 2020

bruv kek

It is a term used by a twitch streamer named "Gross Gore". This term is mostly used on any plays in League of Legends.

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╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ BRUV KEK😎
╰╮ ┳━━╯ SUPER EASY🤙
▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮NICE TUTORIAL😂
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LOVE U GROSS

bruv kek by WaterConnoiseur March 9, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026