bruhmao 

1. A hybrid between lmao and bruh. Used when something shocking AND funny happens.

2. Another way to tell someone they're an idiot.

3. A half-assed response to show you read the message and you don't care. A response to anything.

Person A: i accidentally sent my crush screenshots of our conversation
Person B: bruhmao

Person A: i thought she was different
Person B: bruhmao

Person A: last night was crazy... there were drinks, chicks, and only my dick!
Person B: bruhmao

bruhmao by BURGERDONALDS August 29, 2019

bruhmomentium 

the newest and latest chemical compound in the periodic table, comprised of bruh with a strong concentration of moment.

Bruhmomentium! The alternative source of time!

bruhmomentium by Zerotwowo September 3, 2019

Bruhmobile 

The whip your homies ride in

George,Hey James can us lot use your bruhmobile
James,Nah man i need some petrol
George,Bruh

Bruhmobile by BruhEatStraws September 1, 2019

bruhmaoski 

a mix of "bruh", "lmao" and "yessirski" it used in the same way as you would use "bruh" or "lmao" such as when something is funny or when something weird happens.

"Yo dude, I just stapled a lobster to the fucking ceiling"
"bruhmaoski"

bruhmaoski by weilongv2 October 26, 2020

Bruhmanbaria 

A place to experience never ending loop of bruh moments.
This city is in Bangladesh and it's full of stupid people who constantly involve themselves in illogical argument and whoop each other's ass for silly issues.

Person 1 : There's a Brazil vs Argentina match tonight. Im excited but do you think there will be a fight between fans regarding this?
Person 2 : No, don't ask me. I'm not from Bruhmanbaria.

Bruhmanbaria by Yourmomgay420 July 12, 2021

Bruhmate 

When you and your bro fall asleep together in a cold winter day.

I need more homies I can bruhmate with.

Me and my homie bruhmated last night.

Bruhmate by DingoPlaysBingo April 9, 2019

Bruhmonica

A rumored musical instrument that is visually similar to a harmonica. The origins of this mythical instrument are unknown but it's speculated that less than 100 were ever made. Some people say that the Bruhmonica is a myth, a product of internet lore, others say that it originated from Eastern Europe. People who claim to have heard the Bruhmonica say that the instrument produces melodies vocoded to a well known sound effect called "Bruh - Sound Effect (HD)".

The music teacher told us that he had a Bruhmonica in his personal possesion

Bruhmonica by Unix 2816 March 21, 2022